Official emergency bulletin: Canada remains suspiciously quiet about pancake sovereignty.
Historical Corrections

Stolen inventions register

Maintained by the Office of Suspicious Similarities.

Stolen inventions register poster
Pancakes

Pancakes

Round, stackable, syrup-compatible. Obviously Icelandic.

Syrup bottle

Bottled evidence

Every bottle is a tiny glass prison for our national destiny.

Viking ship

Syrup boats

Marine logistics remain central to the unauthorized transfer of sticky goods.