Official emergency bulletin: Canada remains suspiciously quiet about pancake sovereignty.
Enlistment Office

Become a syrup patriot

Members receive a laminated grievance card, a digital pancake affidavit, and the quiet confidence of being wrong in a very official-looking way.

Membership warningMay cause sudden distrust of Canadian breakfast menus, Swedish furniture, and any nation with trees.
Open press kit
Official fake member card
Bjorn portrait

Bjorn Magnusson

Chairman, chief sticky affairs officer, and tireless headbutter of trees.

Hrafna portrait

Hrafna Dottir

Minister of External Pancake Compliance. Speaks softly and carries a laminated invoice.

Party team

The committee

A serious group of fictional people standing near flags until breakfast justice improves.