
Bjorn Magnusson
Chairman, chief sticky affairs officer, and tireless headbutter of trees.
Members receive a laminated grievance card, a digital pancake affidavit, and the quiet confidence of being wrong in a very official-looking way.


Chairman, chief sticky affairs officer, and tireless headbutter of trees.

Minister of External Pancake Compliance. Speaks softly and carries a laminated invoice.

A serious group of fictional people standing near flags until breakfast justice improves.