Drisivik syrup rune stone
Circa 1003 AD. Allegedly. Translation: “tree juice good, Canada suspicious.”
All exhibits are fictional, but the confidence is professionally laminated.
String analysis reveals a direct line between Iceland, a tree, Canada, and one sticky Post-it note.
Circa 1003 AD. Allegedly. Translation: “tree juice good, Canada suspicious.”
Red arrows indicate the exact direction of historical wrongdoing, probably.
Delivered via diplomacy, fax machine, and one emotionally intense raven.
Canada is hereby requested to pay in money, maple syrup, or public humiliation conducted politely in both official languages.
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